Party Jokes

[Bluebird]

" It's for my husband, " a woman told a gun store owner while shopping for a rifle.
" Did he tell you what gauge to get? ", the owner asked.
"Are you kidding?", she said. " He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him."

 

[Bluebird]

A man woke up one morning to find his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with a velvet rope in her hand.
She purred at him, " Tie me up up and you can do anything you like. "
So he did. Then he went fishing.

 

[Bluebird]

A man sat crying into his beer at a bar. " What's wrong? ", the Barkeep asked.
" My mother-in-law," the man replied. " I have a real problem with her."
" Cheer up," the Barkeep said. " Everyone has problems with mother-in-law."
" Yeah," the man replies. " But I got mine pregnant."

 

[ami]

harmless, sure is lol love it 2 thanks

 

[thahappycamper]

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Don't google it!

 

[PkaLotus]

What has a neck, but no head?

 

[PkaLotus]

When you walk under a coconut tree, the coconut falls and hits your head. When you walk under durian tree, durian falls and hits your head. The question is, which one hurt more?

 

[thahappycamper]

oh lord, now theary is asking riddles, damn you bluebird lolz

 

[PkaLotus]

In a wedding party, There is one man called “Tour”, he is a guy that like to chase girls. So he saw a girl was alone in a eating table, So he really want to flirt her. Tour went to her table and ask politely “May I have a sit here with you?” Suddenly, that girl stood up and shout loudly “Wow! You want to sleep with me? ”. This makes a lot of people here to look at them and make M.r Tour ashame and come back to his table. ​

May be a half of hour later, that girl come to Tour’s table and said “I am very sorry, I know you are very angry! But I only want to learn about people feeling and reaction to such a shame situation”. Instantly, Tour stand up and said back loudly “Oh! 200$ in a night! Why you are so expensive”. And this time that girl was much more ashame that Tour used to be. LoL!​

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[PkaLotus]

oh lord, now theary is asking riddles, damn you bluebird lolz

 

[PkaLotus]

I ran across this joke... it brings me back a lot of memories while i was in high school...
so i would like to share with everyone.....

Back in the day when Khmer Empire was at large, the stories of Thon Jay was part of ancient literary traditions of Cambodian. The story was passed on by the word of mouth from generation to generations for thousand of year.

Thon Jay has been known as a brainy clever trickster in the country.

Thon Jay and the King

Thon Jay met a lot of people at the center square in downtown near the king’s palace. He told them that he can order the king to do thing at his command. Soon the words reached the palace and the king asks Jay to meet in the courtyard surrounded by his courtesans and courtiers. Jay arrives at the courtyard in the hot afternoon to meet king there.

The king said: “Jay, I’ve heard people saying that you can order me to do things at your command, right?”

Jay answered: “Yes, Your Majesty”. The king felt so insulted and angry at the same time.

“I don’t know what makes you so dumb, you brainy boy” the king taunted at Jay.” You’re going to lose your head, if I’m not doing what you tell me to do.”

Jay responded: “Yes your majesty, I guarantee that with my life”.

The king shouted: “Why don’t you tell me what to do now, Jay?

“I only can tell you what to do when you are in the water, your highness” Jay answered.

Suddenly the king stood up and said: “Let us see then”. The king quickly took off his clothes and lowered himself into the pond. “Now I’m in the water, whatever you command me to do and don’t expect me to it?”

Jay politely bowing to the king and said: “Dear your highness, I was not attempting to command you what to do in the water. I was attempting you as commanding you to go into the water. And as you can see, I have succeeded!”
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source: web

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[thahappycamper]

So much I don't know about Khmer history and culture. Tell me more, bong srey theary, more!

 

[Bluebird]

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Don't google it!

Wants to masturbate?.
Cry out loud, Happy!!!. Don't spam the Thread.
This is a Party Jokes Thread not a Riddle Thread.

 

[Bluebird]

When you walk under a coconut tree, the coconut falls and hits your head. When you walk under durian tree, durian falls and hits your head. The question is, which one hurt more?

Hurt the same?.
By the way, thank you for liking my Party Jokes and also for giving me the " like ", Theary.

 

[Bluebird]

oh lord, now theary is asking riddles, damn you bluebird lolz

My bad!!!. It's good for the laughter. It's also a remedy to a longevity.

 

[Bluebird]

Hurt the same?.
By the way, thank you for liking my Party Jokes and also for giving me the " like ", Theary.

Sincerely appreciated very much, Theary.

 

[Bluebird]

After spending the night at a hotel with an escort, a politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.
" Thanks," the girl said. " But I charge only $20. "
" Twenty bucks for the entire night? ", the amazed politician replied. " You can't make a living on that. "
" Oh, don't worry, " the girl replied. " I do a little blackmail on the side. "

 

[Bluebird]

A cop pulled a man over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
He walked up to the driver's window and asked, " You're drinking?. "
" That depends, " the driver said. " You're buying?. "

PS: Be kind and click the "like" icon if you like Bluebird's Party Jokes.
Because Bluebird needs it for the new nest.

 

[elmow]

a guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of vodka and downs them one after the other.
the bartender asks "what's the ocassion?"
he replied "just got my first blowjob"
so the bartender says "here's another one on the house"
he says "no thanks, if the first three cant get the taste out my mouth another one wont"

 

[thahappycamper]

Wants to masturbate?.
Cry out loud, Happy!!!. Don't spam the Thread.
This is a Party Jokes Thread not a Riddle Thread.

The banana said to the vibrator, " Why are you shaking, I'm the one they gonna eat." lolz