Do You Believe In God???.

Bluebird

Bluebird

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Do you believe in God???>

God gave us free will, wanting us to do good things, but knows the future and so, God knows whether we are going to hell even before we are born, but God wants us to live our lives so that God can judge us by our bad actions which he knew were going to do since God is the one who created us. The best part is that we were created in the image of God.

A young boy starts a conversation with God.

He says, "God, you made the first man and woman, right?."
"Indeed," replies God.
"And....they were naked in the garden, right?."
"Well, yes," replies God.
"And...God, you watched them, right?."
"Naturally," replies God, with a shocked expression.
"So God, you invented porn, right?!.":p;):roflmao:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.
However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?."
And a great voice was heard from above:>"Because He Doesn't Bother Me All The Time!.":p;):roflmao:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
An atheist goes to church and sits through all the preaching and prayers, then the collection plates are passed round, everyone puts in a couple of dollars, then the plates reach the atheist, who puts in a bit of paper, the priest takes the paper out and says,"Is that all your willing to give to god?," the atheist replies. "Yes, it's a lottery ticket, if god knows and controls everything, he'll make it a winning one, and I'll have given more to him than all you religious bastards.":oops::p:roflmao:
 
LizaWangKhmerFan

LizaWangKhmerFan

Commoner
God I am not sure, can say that I don't believe in god. But I believe that there good spirit and bad spirit. Good spirit control people behaviors. I believe that we do have spirit guardian. When we only do good thing, they can stay with you and protect you. If we do bad things, they might help you in the beginning but sometime punish you to alert you. But you keep doing bad, this spirit will leave you and won't be able to protect you anymore.
 
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