The Erotic Poetry!!!>

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 21, 2014

• #1

Be Forewarned!!!>Read it at your own risk.
Don't kill the messenger if you don't like the messages.

Our Lads who art in women
Whatever be thy name
Thy sperm will come
In the fanny or the bum
At home as it is in a brothel
Give us this day our daily head
And forgive us our eagerness
As we forgive those who are frigid against us
And lead us into temptation
But deliver us from babies
For lads made the kingdom
And the lads power the morning glory
Forever and ever.....................................

Aman: "God blesses human race."

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 21, 2014

• #2

Be Forewarned!!!>Read it at your own risk.
Don't kill the messenger if you don't like the messages.

In a garden, up a tree,
Make her wet, make her pee.
Suck her tits, lick her clit,
Make her swallow, never spit.
When your done, Tounge her bum,
Take her home and bang her good.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 21, 2014

• #3

Valentines Day:

Roses are wank,
Violets are shit,
Get me some beers,
Or you'll get yourself a load of crap.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 21, 2014

• #4

Here lie the bones of "Screwy Willy",
Born to the world with a spiral prick.
And all his life he searched in vain,
For a woman who wouldn't give him pain.
He met a man called "Alan Funt",
Who knew a woman with a spiral cunt.
He jumped with joy...
Then dropped dead!!!>

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 21, 2014

• #5

She was the most breathtakingly beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
She walked slowly down the street, gracefully putting one foot in front of the other.
Her hips swung languidly from side to side.
Her perfect breasts bounced ever so slightly with each step.
Her tight clothes rippled across her athletic body as she moved.
She made me think of her beauty and drool for lust!!!>.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 25, 2014

• #6

In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the tits of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs, and he had 'em.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 29, 2014

• #7

Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob
Mary likes it in her gob
But when she feels that certain twitch
She pulls it out the spiteful bitch.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 29, 2014

• #8

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a fanny to their design:

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and shagged it, and called it a cunt.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 29, 2014

• #9

There once was a woman from Eurasia.
Who had a cunt the size of a tanker.
You could go for a swim
In the depths of her quim,
And you needed a lamp post to wank her.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 31, 2014

• #10

You're so sexy you drive me insane
Love you so much my heart's in pain
Your sexy voice puts me to slumber
Oh shit, wrong number.

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Oct 31, 2014

• #11

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy style
Or 69
Just for fun
Or getting Paid
'Cause everyone loves getting laid
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin gets forgiven
So stick it in

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Nov 1, 2014

• #12

The Man's Prayer:

Lord before I lay down to sleep today
I pray for a woman who's partially gay
One who's pretty, sexy and bright
One whose fanny is small and tight
Oh, send me a woman who goes like a train
Who swallows your load and wants it again!.
And as she prays with this in mind,
She'd ask me to take her from behind!.
And when I am done I climb off and thank her
Until you can find her, I'll just be a wanker!.
Amen...

 

Bluebird

Guest

• Nov 13, 2014

• #13

Wants a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
Wants him to be gainfully employed
Spends his cash, be not annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh!, for a man who makes love to my mind
And knows how to answer, "How big is my behind?."
Wants this man to love me to no end
And always be my very best friend