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An Explorer vs Pygmy:
An explorer is cutting through the amazon where he sees a naked little pygmy man
with an erection looking at the sun. The explorer says,"What are u doing?". He replies,
"I'm checking the time". The explorer says,"Prove it!." The little pygmy man looks
at the sun and then his phallus, then the sun. He says, "It's 2:30." The explorer looks at
his watch and says, "2:30 bang on amazing". He cuts further into the amazon where he sees another pygmy doing the same thing, he asks, "What are you doing?." The pygmy says, "I'm checking the time" . The explorer says in disbelief, "Prove it." The little pygmy man looks at the sun and then his phallus, then the sun, he says its, "3:30." The explorer looks at his watch and says,"3:30 bang on that's unreal."
He cuts further in where he sees a pygmy leaning against a tree masturbating.
The explorer asks, "What are you doing?." The pygmy replies,"Winding up my watch."
An explorer is cutting through the amazon where he sees a naked little pygmy man
with an erection looking at the sun. The explorer says,"What are u doing?". He replies,
"I'm checking the time". The explorer says,"Prove it!." The little pygmy man looks
at the sun and then his phallus, then the sun. He says, "It's 2:30." The explorer looks at
his watch and says, "2:30 bang on amazing". He cuts further into the amazon where he sees another pygmy doing the same thing, he asks, "What are you doing?." The pygmy says, "I'm checking the time" . The explorer says in disbelief, "Prove it." The little pygmy man looks at the sun and then his phallus, then the sun, he says its, "3:30." The explorer looks at his watch and says,"3:30 bang on that's unreal."
He cuts further in where he sees a pygmy leaning against a tree masturbating.
The explorer asks, "What are you doing?." The pygmy replies,"Winding up my watch."
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