Blood Pressure!!!>

Bluebird

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A doctor told him that he had to wear a 24 hrs. blood pressure monitor and every time he felt the arm band inflate he had to write down what he was doing at the time the list went as follows:

Wanking,
Shagging,
Smoking,
Drinking,
Getting a blow job,
Putting a bet on,
Watching porn.
He looked at my list and said, "What are you doing tonight?. I'm coming with you."<3+<3
 
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