First Man Ever On The Sun

[Rei]

Says North Korea

17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".

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LOL

 

[Chris]

Wtf lol... That must be a fake sun for that person to be there.

 

[Hamster]

North Koreans sure have a sense of humor.

 

[Lilly]

really? It must be hot up there. I hope he brought enough sun block. Hey maybe Korean's can have a tan like the rest of the world now. They won't have to feel like an outcast any longer. lol

 

[veyha]

LMAO what type of drugs are these people on? Have they mistaken the moon or another planet for the sun?

 

[smey]

How the hell are u suppose to survive if ur that close to the sun wouldn't the Korean burn to death

 

[smey]

Even if superman was that close he wouldn't survive

 

[Bluebird]

Korean's people really know how to make a Headline News.
Anything & anyone in the proximity of the sun will instantly be pulverized.

 

[goupon]

Even if superman was that close he wouldn't survive

Superman have not reach to that stage yet. hehehehe N. Korea smoking a lot of weed than expected. Gotta dream big man.

 

[believe]

come on guys and gals, yall didn't know that kim jong un was time's 2012 sexiest man of the year? duh, get with the latest news! he is the man!