Bluebird
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A man has died and gone to hell. He meets Satan and Satan tells him:
Satan: "Welcome to hell!!!, everyone gets their own private pool & a fridge full of beer." The man is not at all amused.
Satan: "You also get, indoor plumbing and a personal Sandwich maker." The man is still not amused.
Satan: "And last but not least, you get your own room full of sexy, hot woman made to satisfy every single one of your sexual needs."
The man thinks for a second and says:
Man: "You know what, hell is not so bad... see yaaa Satan." The man runs off happily.
The man returns 5 minutes later, Satan is laughing, the man is enraged and shouting:
Man: "Where the hell is my willy???..."
Satan: "Welcome to hell!!!, everyone gets their own private pool & a fridge full of beer." The man is not at all amused.
Satan: "You also get, indoor plumbing and a personal Sandwich maker." The man is still not amused.
Satan: "And last but not least, you get your own room full of sexy, hot woman made to satisfy every single one of your sexual needs."
The man thinks for a second and says:
Man: "You know what, hell is not so bad... see yaaa Satan." The man runs off happily.
The man returns 5 minutes later, Satan is laughing, the man is enraged and shouting:
Man: "Where the hell is my willy???..."