The Good, The Bad & The Ugly!!!>

[Bluebird]

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly:

The Good: A threesome.
The Bad: It's with one girl and one guy.
The Ugly: he wants to stick it in you.

 

[Hunnie]

hehe, @ Bluebird.

 

[Bluebird]

hehe, @ Bluebird.

It's good to see hehe on your face Hunnie, dear.

 

[Bluebird]

Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give "The birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: You just lost your virginity and it felt great!.
Bad: It was to your granddad
Ugly: He had been dead 10 years.

Good: You are hugging a really fit girl.
Bad: You can feel an erection coming.
Ugly: It's not yours.

Good: You're having a wank.
Bad: Your mum walks in.
Ugly: She finishes you off.
Uglier: You like it.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!!!.
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