Bluebird
Guest
Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days:-
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?.
A: No!, I'm training to die.
2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask:- Are you going out in this rain?.
A: No,in the next one.
3. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?.
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!.
4. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?.
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.
5. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- Are those flowers?.
A: No baby!, they are Carrots.
6. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:- Is anyone in there?.
A: No!, the SHIT is talking to you.
7. At movies:- Hey!, what are you doing here?.
A: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?.
8. In bus:- A fat lady steps on your feet:- Sorry did that hurt?.
A: No, not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Why don't you try again?.
9. When I got woken up at midnight by a call:- Sorry!, were you sleeping?.
A: Na!, I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool?.
10. When they see you with shorter hair:- Hey!, have you had a haircut?.
A: Nah!, it's autumn. my hairs shedding!.
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?.
A: No!, I'm training to die.
2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask:- Are you going out in this rain?.
A: No,in the next one.
3. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?.
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!.
4. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?.
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.
5. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- Are those flowers?.
A: No baby!, they are Carrots.
6. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:- Is anyone in there?.
A: No!, the SHIT is talking to you.
7. At movies:- Hey!, what are you doing here?.
A: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?.
8. In bus:- A fat lady steps on your feet:- Sorry did that hurt?.
A: No, not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Why don't you try again?.
9. When I got woken up at midnight by a call:- Sorry!, were you sleeping?.
A: Na!, I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool?.
10. When they see you with shorter hair:- Hey!, have you had a haircut?.
A: Nah!, it's autumn. my hairs shedding!.