Magic Mirror!!!.

Bluebird

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Magic Mirror!!!><3+<3

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?.
If I don't, she'll surely bitch,
Does she care how much I'll itch?.

Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd!!!, that bitch is so corrupt)
Don't she care that I could slip?.
Shave my balls and cut off my weiner?.

Easy now - hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake.
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head - get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice - without one nick!.
"Feel 'em baby - they're so smooth!."
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!."

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby - ain't giving no head!."
She rolls on over - and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off - I'm about to crack!.

Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelette was made with pubic hair!.:p:roflmao:;)
 
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