Bluebird
Guest
There was the night before Christmas,
And for once in your life,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even the wife..
The children were sleeping,
All snug in their bed,
While you were out smoking,
A spliff in the shed..
We're here once again,
You thought to myself,
It's that time of year,
Where you spend all your wealth..
On presents and booze,
And a big Christmas feed,
When you know all you want,
Is a big bag of weed..
Now there’s an idea,
A big bag of weed,
You could smoke all the hashish,
And grow all the seed..
And repeat this process,
Again and again,
Till your greenhouse is bursting,
With vein after vein..
And you’d garden and water,
Your plants all the time,
And treat them just like,
They were children of your..
And assure they grow up to be,
Tall strong and proud,
And then smoke them until,
They were big ganja clouds..
Content with your daydream,
You looked out the door,
The lights were all out so,
You rolled up one more..
Smoking and smoking,
And pleasantly high,
You extinguished your rocket,
And let out a sigh..
Awakened abruptly,
Your wife in dismay,
Where the hell have you been?.
Its Hashish day!!!.
And for once in your life,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even the wife..
The children were sleeping,
All snug in their bed,
While you were out smoking,
A spliff in the shed..
We're here once again,
You thought to myself,
It's that time of year,
Where you spend all your wealth..
On presents and booze,
And a big Christmas feed,
When you know all you want,
Is a big bag of weed..
Now there’s an idea,
A big bag of weed,
You could smoke all the hashish,
And grow all the seed..
And repeat this process,
Again and again,
Till your greenhouse is bursting,
With vein after vein..
And you’d garden and water,
Your plants all the time,
And treat them just like,
They were children of your..
And assure they grow up to be,
Tall strong and proud,
And then smoke them until,
They were big ganja clouds..
Content with your daydream,
You looked out the door,
The lights were all out so,
You rolled up one more..
Smoking and smoking,
And pleasantly high,
You extinguished your rocket,
And let out a sigh..
Awakened abruptly,
Your wife in dismay,
Where the hell have you been?.
Its Hashish day!!!.