Bluebird
Guest
Moved in with my new girlfriend and woke up to find this:
Do pots
Tidy up
Empty bins
Ring bank and ask for joint account
(When you read this I'll be at work so you can't ring)
When she got home she found this:
Rip up your note (tick)
Have a wank (tick)
Pack bags (tick)
Ring ex-girlfriend and ask to move back in (tick)
(When you read this I'll be balls-deep in her so don't bother to ring)
Do pots
Tidy up
Empty bins
Ring bank and ask for joint account
(When you read this I'll be at work so you can't ring)
When she got home she found this:
Rip up your note (tick)
Have a wank (tick)
Pack bags (tick)
Ring ex-girlfriend and ask to move back in (tick)
(When you read this I'll be balls-deep in her so don't bother to ring)