Times Have Changed!!!.

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Too many cooks make TV shows
A problem shared is a facebook update
More haste less speed earns a poor wage on piece-work
The MP5 is mightier than the pen and the sword
The best things in life are on credit
Beauty is in the eye of the be holder
Don't judge an E-book by its price
The concrete isn't always harder on the other side of the wall
Accidents will happen, but life will go on
Ask me no questions, I'm texting
A cat has 9 lives, unless thrown from a tower block
A swallow doesn't make a summer but makes for a good night out
Every rose has its thorn, unless it's genetically modified
Fools rush in where opposite attraction and beauty appear
Give someone an inch and they'll need a foot
Half a loaf is better than none but it will cost you the same due to packaging
Those who hesitate will miss a golden opportunity
Ignorance is common
No use crying over spilt pasteurized, hydrogenated lactose free milk
No smoke without fire, unless it's smokeless fuel
Once bitten the animal will be shot
Opportunity seldom knocks twice, unless it's for double glazing
Sticks and stones may break your bones but names will see you in court for racial abuse
When in Rome shout loudly in English
While having sex shout excitedly for God
Where there's a will, there's a way you might get lucky
You scratch my back I'll talk behind yours
What the eye doesn't see...Sky+:rolleyes::p;):roflmao:
 
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