Bluebird
Guest
Upon a night of dreary drinking
I caught myself without me thinking
To a fair maiden was I winking
While pointing to the door.
For confidence had overcome me
The beer, I pondered, soon to numb me
Until the point it does succumb me
Of course, unto the floor.
But at that time my feelings cheery
And so, I thought, to test my theory
That if I appeared to be so teary
The barmaid would explore.
And as she came, my plot succeeding
I pictured ourselves till dusk still breeding
Until my phallus was sore from bleeding
To which I would ignore.
Instead she stated quite so clearly
She put it to me quite sincerely
As though I thought that she was merely
Just another whore.
The thought, I said, would be so sickly
She then replied with words so thickly
That she would not be tricked so quickly
And it would take much more.
I sat there smiling, looking merry
If she'd have known, it'd have been scary
The pill I'd plopped into her sherry
Has more effect than before.
Her eyes looked tired, pupils dilating
And so I sat there, patiently waiting
Slowly but surely, she was sedating
And finally hit the floor.
I quickly took her, no one seeing
Into my chamber, guaranteeing
No one would ever know our being
So that I could explore.
First her socks I took off, gleaming
I'd pinch myself through thought of dreaming
Inside my trousers I was screaming
And so, I took off more.
Her legs were smooth and over joying
Her bra and corset most annoying
Though never the less I was enjoying
My distant lack of rapport.
I looked her naked, stood back, shaken
I knew at once I was mistaken
And as she murmured, start to waken
You'll not know what I saw.
The look I gave was quite confusing
She seemed to find this quite amusing
Between her legs was quite bemusing
Much larger than before.
As she approached, my insides wailing
Grabbed hold of me, my instincts failing
And so, I think I'll be set sailing
To the tavern, never more.
I caught myself without me thinking
To a fair maiden was I winking
While pointing to the door.
For confidence had overcome me
The beer, I pondered, soon to numb me
Until the point it does succumb me
Of course, unto the floor.
But at that time my feelings cheery
And so, I thought, to test my theory
That if I appeared to be so teary
The barmaid would explore.
And as she came, my plot succeeding
I pictured ourselves till dusk still breeding
Until my phallus was sore from bleeding
To which I would ignore.
Instead she stated quite so clearly
She put it to me quite sincerely
As though I thought that she was merely
Just another whore.
The thought, I said, would be so sickly
She then replied with words so thickly
That she would not be tricked so quickly
And it would take much more.
I sat there smiling, looking merry
If she'd have known, it'd have been scary
The pill I'd plopped into her sherry
Has more effect than before.
Her eyes looked tired, pupils dilating
And so I sat there, patiently waiting
Slowly but surely, she was sedating
And finally hit the floor.
I quickly took her, no one seeing
Into my chamber, guaranteeing
No one would ever know our being
So that I could explore.
First her socks I took off, gleaming
I'd pinch myself through thought of dreaming
Inside my trousers I was screaming
And so, I took off more.
Her legs were smooth and over joying
Her bra and corset most annoying
Though never the less I was enjoying
My distant lack of rapport.
I looked her naked, stood back, shaken
I knew at once I was mistaken
And as she murmured, start to waken
You'll not know what I saw.
The look I gave was quite confusing
She seemed to find this quite amusing
Between her legs was quite bemusing
Much larger than before.
As she approached, my insides wailing
Grabbed hold of me, my instincts failing
And so, I think I'll be set sailing
To the tavern, never more.