Bluebird
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Virus Warnings:
Clinton Virus> Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with no memory.
Viagra Virus> Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Lewinsky Virus> Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Then emails everyone about what it did.
Mike Tyson Virus> Quits after two bites.
Oprah Winfrey Virus> Your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb then slowly expands to 200mb.
Titanic Virus> (A strain of the Lewinsky virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but i think ''We go on.'')
Disney Virus>Everything in your computer goes goofy.
Prozac Virus> Screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus> Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BACK!
Loretta Bobbit Virus> Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. Then discards it through windows.
Clinton Virus> Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with no memory.
Viagra Virus> Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Lewinsky Virus> Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Then emails everyone about what it did.
Mike Tyson Virus> Quits after two bites.
Oprah Winfrey Virus> Your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb then slowly expands to 200mb.
Titanic Virus> (A strain of the Lewinsky virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but i think ''We go on.'')
Disney Virus>Everything in your computer goes goofy.
Prozac Virus> Screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus> Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BACK!
Loretta Bobbit Virus> Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. Then discards it through windows.